theveryworstthing:

day 2 centaur. she’s half donkey centaur, half unicorn centaur.

her name is Rosa Destello-Princess and she lives way out in the boonies somewhere. daddy was a traveler out on the road living the rough life, momma was a beauty queen.

they met at a cupcake cook-off.

she’s got her daddy’s lovely locks and purple tint, and her mamma’s beautiful buck teeth and ability to kick you apart.

someone take this tablet away from me i am very tired.